Mrs. Miriam Maisel, this is Sarissa Eunike Noelene Theron. Should've changed it to Karahalios when I was eighteen but I didn't... fuckin' think about it, so.

( Eunike is Ev-nee-ki - or listen to this handy guide - funny, that she pronounces one of those names and lets the Greek accent of her grandmother roll out strong, and then all but whiplashes with the broad, deeply Australian way she says the other. )

But you're Missus Maisel. Although, you know m-r-s was also short for like, Mistress. Like Mistress of the house, I guess. Missstress Maisel.