Open;

[maisel]

"I’m officially losing my mind, which is perfect. Now I will be alone and crazy, the famous mad divorcée of the upper West Side."

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idk some au where they can text???

[channellings]

midge
midge midge midge
MIIIIIDGE

my sweet
beautiful
PERFECT uptown girl
i need to know the new colors for fall
got invited to this party and i have NO IDEA what i'm doing

[maisel]

Considering we first met while you were dumpster diving in the back of the deli that's not a surprise.

Clothes or makeup? What's the emergency?

[ She's snapping right to it. Guys wearing makeup? Kind of weird, but she's just accepted it. It's not hurting anyone. Plus, it's Klaus. Klaus is the embodiment of weird. ]

[channellings]

you know i can't resist their pastrami even when i'm broke
if i answer ‘yes’ how fucked does that leave us?
i'm out of eyeliner and mascara and my only good shirt got ripped a few days ago

[he'll forgo those details (unless asked), though. it wasn't that great of a shirt, to be honest. midge would've likely told him to burn it.]

[maisel]

Pretty screwed, but nothing I can't fish out of the toilet bowl. Did I just read the words 'only good shirt?' you don't have a backup?

[ even though she's aware you're dumpster diving? ]

[channellings]

[listen, midge, he's usually not dumpster-diving for clothes.]

you sure did and i absolutely DO NOT own another nice shirt
i know ): this is one moment where i'm a fashion failure

[maisel]

[ continued. ]

With a hollow leg.

(That I love for the record.)

[chuckmate]

Aw I love you too
And your mac and cheese
For that alone I could never go on a diet

[maisel]

That's the answer every girl wants to hear.

You, Bartowski, are what I categorize as a smooth talker.

[chuckmate]

I only use that skill on a select few

[maisel]

Oh? And I have the honour of being one of them?

[chuckmate]

You’re at the top of the list

[maisel]

You know it's customary for a top-tier kind of girl to be taken out on a date to Broadway, right?

[chuckmate]

Well you see I’m from California so I don’t know East Coast customs yet

[maisel]

I'll let it slide, just this once, if you include a quickie during intermission.

[chuckmate]

Mrs Maisel that is naughty
Absolutely

[maisel]

You're the one that nabbed a top-list sort of gal, Charles.

[chuckmate]

Yes ma’am I did

[maisel]

Good, then pick me up at 6 o'clock so we can have dinner first.

[chuckmate]

I’ll be there at 5:59

[maisel]

That's why you're my favourite.

[chuckmate]

That’s the only reason hih

[maisel]

One of many. The list is as long as your legs.

[chuckmate]

You’ll have plenty of time to read it to me over dinner.

[maisel]

It's practically a dissertation.

[chuckmate]

Guess we’re spending the night together.